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Thursday, April 24, 2008
found this thing in the computer i'm using. haha. so funny. have a good laugh XD and its NOT done by me. haha......
HI this is our new policy on homework. Submit to fail or fail to submit. Let’s take a peek at a conversation between teacher and students.
Z;Excuse me…. May I know why you didn’t hand up your homework?
A; Er because that Mas selemat broke into my house and stole it. Hm ya!!!
Z ; oi mas selamat is terrorist not a thief and why would he want to steal your homework
A; teacher you dun know, my home work is full of valuable info that people would kill to have and I put in a lot of effort to do it you know…./\
E; teacher I am a hardworking student… I did my homework but my dog ate it up
Z; As if
E: nononono actually its my dog ate it up then my house caught fire!!!!!!!
Z; yeah yeah now you better give me a better reason why you didn’t do your homework
e; er I did it … in my dreams then I thought that I really did it so I never bother to do it in real life
A; hahahaha as if I bet you dream for one million years you also never dream that you do your homework lor….
Z; I want a gooooooooooood reason ok?
E; my sister took my home work to write love letter!!!!!!!
A; And I quarrel with my brother and he threw it in the bin!!!!
Z; So you can email your friend and photocopy it ma
A; teacher you dun know meh? Photocopy equals waste paper waste paper equals waste money waste money equals no money no money equals bankrupt!!!!!!!!!!1
E; Yar and photocopy makes us cos global warming we must save the earth
A; you geog teacher never teach us meh????? Or is it you dun know. Lousy teacher
Z; Manners young ones. I thought I told you deadline means cross the line and you are dead!!!!!!!!!!!1
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