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Thursday, December 25, 2008
You know you play volleyball when... 1. When the words "outside" "middle" and "right/weak side" are more important than other words. 2. When you realize your thighs no longer fit in your jeans. 3. You could probably beat almost anyone in wall sits. [i suck at physicals] 4. When a ball is hurled at your face, you either set, pass, or hit it. Or you flail your arms spastically. 5. You know what a libero is/does. [who dosent] 6. You have more than one pair of knee pads. [TWO :D] 7. You get angry when someone says volleyball isn't a hard sport. 8. You own at least one shirt that has the word "volleyball" "hit" or a drawing of a volleyball on it. 9. You know how to tape yourself. [it's a must.] 10. You know why ankle braces are a necessity. 11. You have injuries on your knees, elbows, ankles, neck, shoulders, back, head......... [hahaaha] 12. You've perfected drawing a volleyball. And taught others how to draw it. [i suck at drawing] 13. You've tried setting into a basketball hoop. And it's much easier than actually shooting a ball into a basketball hoop. [nt rly. only the guys. haha they love it] 14. You think TV should show more volleyball than any other sport. [it wont] 15. You've been asked why volleyball players wear spandex. And you don't really know. [haah yeah. high socks too] 16. You know your vertical. And always hope somehow it gets higher. [who dosent] 17. You've had at least one ball hit you in the face. [yeah. more than one cos i wasnt looking o.o] 18. You've been to volleyball camp. Many times. [once.] 19. You know who Misty May and Kerry Walsh are, and secretly want to be them. [nah, i prefer the japan team] 20. You know a scoreboard like the back of your hand. [the scoreboard's cool, the one tt is not like the table tennis one] 21. You have to admit that you like those "ACE!" cheers. 22. Whenever you see a volleyball, you have to touch it. [o.O a stupid habit] 23. At one point in your life, you've had knee problems. 24. You know what those "other" lines in the gym are. [haha. confusing lines] 25. You don't dribble balls, you smack them with the palm of your hand. [LOL] 26. You own a pair of volleyball shoes. [yeah] 27. You know what a 4-2, a 6-2, and a 5-1 is. [yupp, formation] 28. You have muscles where you didn't think muscles existed. [hahahahaa] 29. Your not afraid of falling. [who is. if you're hw to save balls? o.O] 30. You've seen that movie "All You've Got" and wanted to write the director on how bad it was. [haha. beach ball babes also. but i guess it will nv be good o.O] 31. You see tall people and think "she/he would make a great volleyball player". 32. You know guys only come to your games to see you in spandex. [nt true. cos in s'pore is usually fbt] 33. You are/have been in a volleyball club. 34. You can't actually run... but you sure as hell can sprint. [haha i cnt run that's true.] 35. You either laugh or get really mad when you see other people trying to play volleyball. [laugh xD] 36. You get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball. 37. You know you're better than everyone else. [haha ego.] 38. Volleyball is more important... than anything else that you have to do. [yeah] 39. You have permanent floor-burn marks...on top of your other permanent floor-burn marks. [nah, not that bad. look at the times i train. nt even enough to get a permenant blue black on my hand] 40. You've wanted to kill your coach at one point. AND/OR Your coach has wanted to kill you at some point. [nt rly. my coach is damn nice to me :D] 41. Two words. Get low. 42. You know what "sideout" means. Or you don't, but you yell it anyway. 43. You think its normal to have balls deliberately hit at your face. 44. When going up for a hit, you've at least completely missed the ball once in your life. [haha the person who hasnt is like --ll] 45. You've run into a wall, pole, person, bleachers... many times. 46. Gym volleyball isn't volleyball. You end up yelling at everyone cuz they're doing it wrong. 47. You can put your hand up to a volleyball net and tell someone how close it is to the height its supposed to be. [approx.] 48. you've attempted passing or setting a basketball and failed miserably 49.your knees smell after a game. seriously, smell them. its gross. 50.when spandex/leggings became fashionable, you were like, "i've been wearing those all along." 51. You wonder why theres an NBA, the NFL, the NHL, but no NVL? the rest of america is dumb. 52. There's always that one girl on the opposing team that you want to slap across the face. ew. 53. you never just "get up." you roll. [its faster for one] 54. you can easily recall the noise of skin sliding against a recently waxed court. and it still makes you cringe. [eeeeeeks. that's gross. haha but it always happens.] 55. You've caught the ball in the middle of an intense rally because you thought the ref blew his whistle... only to realize that the whistle came from the court next to you. [nah not me. cheryl :D hahaa. coach was so mad at her] 56. You try to intimidate the other team during warmups [yeah. you pretend to be very pro :D haah] 57. You've spent at least half of an entire game pulling down your teeny tiny spandex because it rides up so much. 58. You use pre-wrap (in a variety of colors) more on your hair than your injuries. 59. you've dived while playing gym volleyball before you realize you're not wearing kneepads. [yeah cos i'm usually lazy to wear them :D] 60. You're sick of explaining to people why one girl on the court is wearing a different colored jersey. [some people just dont understand do they] 61. You know the seagulls from Finding Nemo would be excellent volleyball players ("mine mine mine") [hahahahaha] 62. You freak out when you forget shoes for after practice/games because you dont want to ruin your volleyball shoes when you walk outside. [dosent make much of a diff] 63. You know the ball goes UNDER the net, and you do NOT throw it over. [some stupid people always throw it over the net.] 64. you know all ref's are horrible and unfair (they miss every lift and tip and call every ball out when it's in, in when it's out, favor the opposing team, etc.)....... unless your winning, then they're okay for now. [haha yeah, anw how blow wistle.] 65. The enormous mound of volleyball socks in your sock drawer make it hard for you to find a normal pair. [nah. i only have two and i dont wear them] 66. Serving underhand in gym class is harder than serving over hand on full court. 67. You can easily carry 7 balls at once. [yeah. faster when picking balls mah] 68. The amount of bruises on your body may qualify for a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records. [haha not me] 69. You have the urge to set any ball you see. ex. football, soccerball, basketball, tennis ball (doesn't work), etc. 70. You say everything in 3's (mine mine mine, help help help, ball ball ball)
-stupid guy. now i'm done with it :D hahahaahahaha i have another quiz but i'm lazy to edit. :D
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